What do you think about spiders? Specifically, very large ones that could be found in 1960s Japanese sci-fi movies and happen to be roaming in your darkroom when the lights are turned off? When I find the critters in my basement I usually don’t bother and let them carry on with their business. Occasionally if my wife is nearby I will capture them in a small paper cup and gently escort them outside.
After getting back from my visit to Coney Island I had enough 35mm film to develop in one shot, so I finally got around to doing it. The most I will do at one time with my thirty year old Jobo CPE-2 processor is 5 rolls and that’s what I had. Everything was going smoothly. Developing film is pretty mechanical … as it should be … especially with the Jobo. Sort of like watching paint dry. I had finished with the water pre-soak, emptied it out, poured in the Kodak HC 110, hit the foot switch for my Zone VI Compensating Development Timer and stepped back as the tank began to slowly rotate back and forth.
Now just wait 6 minutes … unless you feel something strange crawling down your leg and going under your sock. It’s summer after all. Can’t I wear shorts?
#$@%^&*IO(*&^%!
It’s a gargantuan spider #@$%Y^&$%^.!
Ok, it wasn’t Mothra size, but it definitely was as large as the rubber ones my son used to put in his older sister’s bed! Now I’m trying to get it out before it starts to eat me and I accidently step on the foot switch that stops the timer! I’m not really thinking about this as I’m dealing with large multi-legged monster. And then I do think about it, look of at the timer’s display and see it says 00.00 on it.
#$%^&*^%$!
Ok, don’t panic! I mean what’s the worst thing that can happen? Oh … five rolls of film shot get ruined.
This is definitely uncharted waters. Nothing like this has ever happened to me before. Collect yourself and start the timer again! Now I had to make what we used to call during my government service a wild ass guess and hope for the best. My wild ass guess was that approximately 2 minutes had gone by … I really had no idea since it was too early for me to think about checking. So I decided to go 4 more minutes and keep all my body parts crossed. Turns out that 4 minutes is a lot of time to think about all that can go wrong. And then you have to wait to get through, the stop bath, fixer, first rinse, hypo clear and then final wash. That’s a lot of time to think about the worst case!
As I removed the film from their reels all seemed to look ok. That’s a relief! I mean it didn’t look under developed. But wet film always looks ok when you first look at it. I guess I’ll have to wait until I make my proof sheets. After my trauma I wasn’t in the right frame of mind to make them. When I do I’ll know for sure.
So now I wait some more.
I never found the spider and have no idea where he is. But I know he’s around … waiting.
Stay well,
Michael
